February 2011
98 posts
i have had "planes like vultures" stuck in my head...
All too soon we’ve come to bloom Blown about and dusty rivers And pointed skywards, scrape the heavens And should we end before we’re shriven And call the names that we’ve been given Grown in cities long since abandoned Blown to pieces and thrown at random This is what we see while standing Long before the thought of landing Oh this world was made for ending Oh the storms that...
January 2011
286 posts
Dear Reader,
Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Hell, I’ll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don’t care, I just need you to do me like I’ve never been done before.
Sincerely, Your Homework
“I can’t hang out tomorrow, my parents are having a dp and I have to be...”
– Connor McGuigan
This is so real. →
mpatzz:
How to be drunk.
“Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...”
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
boy/girl-friend drop:
Subtly adding the fact that you have a boy/girl-friend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boy/girl-friend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.
“If Seth goes to a foreign country, he will make the natives feel alone.”
– Lacey Ballard
you might think this life style sucks, i wouldnt trade it for a million bucks -afroman talking about me amazing life…
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using...
Alexi took a super dope picture! (i was on set...